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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Pop Tart Gone Missing

Someone stole my pop tart today at work. I cant believe it, I mean I can but I really don’t want to think of some one going through my brown paper lunch bag.
There is a break area where I work, and in that area are lockers, two tables, a sink, two vending machines, a microwave, and a refrigerator. I keep my lunch in the frige because I usually have something in it that needs to be kept cold.
I want you to know that I don’t buy or even think about pop tart’s much. Maybe only once in a blue moon will I even crave them. So then I will go and buy a box, of strawberry, unfrosted (I like them better that way, less fake sugar) and then when I get them home I will think about them, and look at them, then maybe I will put them in whatever bag or purse I will be taking for that day.
You can tell I really didn’t have my mind on my poptart today because I didn’t even notice it was missing till I got home and saw the box.
I just cant believe that some stupid person would see if I have any thing good to eat. I do wonder if perhaps this was the first time, because I normally only have like a sandwich, hardboiled egg, apple sauce, a few cookies. Just simple stuff. I mean if this person had looked in my bag a few days ago they would have found a bowl full of red colored smush with bits of green stuff. Yummy
I will get my revenge, this person will be popped.

1 comment:

Thomas J. Brown said...

At one of my former jobs, there was a security camera in the break room aimed at the fridge because the food theft had gotten so bad (this is what I was told when I started working there).

It seems like no matter where you work, some idiot will steal your food. If it was an honest mistake, fine, but you're the only person I know who prefers unfrosted Pop Tarts.

This is akin to men urinating on the toilet seat. Do they do the same thing at home? I refuse to believe that there are people so poorly-raised that they cannot be bothered to lift the seat. Honestly, though, I don't give a shit what people do at home, but when you come into a community bathroom, LIFT THE FUCKING SEAT!

Anyway, my point is that common sense should prevent things like toilet seat urination and food theft from being common occurrences, but sadly they are.